PITTSFORD, New York, July 9 -- Shocking news unfolds
Doctor: I'm concerned about your weight.
Me: Really? (Feigning surprise.)
Doctor: Twenty pounds in one year is a rate I'm not comfortable with.
Me: I've weighed this much before.
Doctor: Yes, in January 2002 . . . two months after having a baby.
Doctor: That doesn't count.
Damn bacon.
1 comment:
well, the doc is no runway model.
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