Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Battle for My Sanity in 3D

The parenting manual should have come with directions on how to plan a birthday party for a nine year old boy.

Simple wish: to see Battle for Terra in 3D with a handful of friends

Challenge #1: theaters cannot tell you if a movie will even be in their theater until the Tuesday before that same weekend
Challenge #2: manager who plans parties begins work at 9:00 p.m. (seriously)
Challenge #3: every kid in town is on a different sports schedule so the window of opportunity is limited to Saturday after 4:00 p.m.

Solution #1: put all parents on hold (yes, we're having a party but we don't know what/when)

Challenge #4: movie got horrific reviews and was already sent to DVD
Challenge #5: nothing else is coming out that is rated G or PG
Challenge #6: every other establishment like bounce-it-out is booked solid on Saturday
Challenge #7: Sunday is Mother's Day

Solution #2: leave parents hanging while son cries inconsolably AND never, ever, ever, ever plan a birthday party around a craptacular movie, ever

Pool party at the Holiday Inn anyone?

1 comment:

Suzanne Marie DeWitt said...

Get a copy of the DVD, and beg your church for the use of the jumbo-tron at a convenient time. They should jump at the chance to help you, specially if you dangle a love offering.

;^)