Along with traditional necessities (e.g., sleeping bag, insect repellent), the list of items to pack for this weekend's Cub Scout camp out includes "Spair Socks & Underware." One item missing from the list: a tent. Hmmm.
My favorite part, however, is the list of what NOT to bring:
• Bows & Arrows
• Sheath Knives
• Axes, Hatchets or Mauls
• Stoves or Liquid Fuel
• Fireworks
• Drugs or Alcohol
Oh well. I guess I'll have to wait until next weekend for the crystal meth-meets-hatchet celebration. Darn 'dem strate laiced skoutz.
2 comments:
Yay! Guns optional!!!
I'll wear my Kevlar!
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