Merry Christmist

Move over Cabbage Patch Kids, Tickle Me Elmo and Playstation 3. I got up at the crack of dawn this morning and stood in line for this year's "must have" holiday gift: limited edition H1N1 vaccines! And I got 'em -- in the new, designer mist! (Well, I gained two winning lottery tickets that allow entry to the fun festivities.) The kids'll be soooo excited when they get to go to the pediatrician's office on Saturday.

Who says that Christmas can't come early?

Bad Gift Emporium

Hey hon, here’s a site where you can sell back the never-to-be-worn red velvet, white fur trimmed boxers with black velvet belt and matching Santa hat that Son #2 bought for you!

I’m sure someone would love to parade around in those on Christmas 2008 . . . but it's probably not you.