Riddle: What does a seven year old boy get from a bunch of first grade kids for his birthday at Chuck E. Cheese’s?
If anyone were ever to read this blog, that lucky person may answer “germs” and/or “ill” – both of which are likely to be correct. Another accurate answer might be “robbed” since there were a bunch of teenage hoodrats stealing all of the children’s tokens.
However, the real answer is “ready for Fallujah.” We left the house with goodie bags only to return home with spy gear, night vision goggles, a dart launcher that looks suspiciously like a surface-to-air missile, laser beam gloves, etc.
Why play with G.I. Joe when you can actually become him?
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