Extreme Sex

Conversation while putting the kids to bed last night.

Son #1: Mama, did you ever date any guys between that guy you married in the pool when you were five and daddy?

Me: I had dates but nothing serious.

Son #1: Did you ever play spin-the-bottle?

Me: Yes, but I never wanted to.

Son #2: Why not?

Me: Because I never wanted to kiss any of the guys we were playing with. It grossed me out.

Son #1: Did you have sex with them?

Me: Uh, no, but do you even know what "sex" is?

Son #1: It's when a boy and a girl lie in bed and kiss. It's different than "extreme sex."

Me: What is "extreme sex"?

Son #1: When they roll around in bed and kiss for like four hours.

Me: Where did you hear this?

Son #1: It's just a rumor going around school.