Dear Eliot -
Why? Why did you have to become our two-faced, corruption-busting, whoring governor?
Yes, we all have our sins and failures. Yes, call girls need lovin' too. Yes, people are tempted into extra-marital affairs all the time. (What else could explain the phenomenal success of the Jerry Springer show? Or the scandal-induced sales of People magazine thanks to people like Brad Pitt?)
But, unlike the stars in Hollywood or the slack-jawed yokels found across America, we trusted you.
Why couldn't you keep it in your pants for just a few short years?
Sincerely, Confused in Rochester
P.S. $5,500 per hour? Tax-free? By working one hour per week, one can bring home close to $300K annually? Why doesn't anyone tell aspiring young MBAs this before they incur massive debt, mortgages, wrinkles and flab?
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Amen, Laura.
Heck, if I'd known I could make that much for a party in Eliot Spitzer's pants, I would have flown to DC.
On your private jet!
It all makes me think of "Dave Chop"!!!
I know! I almost wrote that in my response to you. Even world renowned spiritual gurus have their moments of personal degradation . . . if your high-class hooker/college roommate identified him correctly. You need to write a book, my friend.
Actually, I think my friend does!
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