Like a Moth to the Flame

Last night, the kids and I went to Marshall's where we were looking at the Halloween gear.

Son #2 wanted to buy daddy a big skeleton that, when you pushed its button, said, "Hey, can somebody get me a drink?"

I, on the other hand, found giant, cloth wings that had the following warning affixed to them: Keep away from open flames.

I had to laugh. It was as if, upon wearing this contraption, you would immediately gravitate to the fire pit. Help! Somebody stop her! She doesn't know what she's doing!