Lessons Learned

What I learned over the weekend:

1. When little boys say they're "okay," they're not
2. You should never take sick boys snowboarding
3. If you do take sick boys snowboarding, you should have sickness bags in your car
4. Said sickness bags should be easily accessible (vs. in the trunk)
5. When you remind little boys that your car is new and ask if you need to pull over, you should pull over regardless of their response
6. When little boys change their minds and state that they're feeling a bit sick, they mean it
7. The timeframe between starting to ask mom to pull over and puking is approximately one-tenth of one second in duration (rendering a complete sentence obsolete)
8. Gatorade-laden vomit isn't nearly as stinky or chunky as other types
9. Gatorade-laden vomit washes out of new car upholstery and snow gear fairly easy
10. Some days, it's good to be back at work