You Can Tuna Piano

Do you know what doesn't match a grey, pinstripe skirt?

Tuna salad, that's what.

Do you know what you may have to do when you eat lunch in your car?

Stop anywhere immediately off the expressway exit for a new wardrobe, that's what.

In today's case, Kohl's. No, I don't want a credit card. No, I don't want to be on your mailing list. I just want a cheap skirt and the ability to get out of here pronto.