Cool for Cats

Son #2: Mom, can I take a bath with Tiger?

Me: No. Cats don't take baths.

Son #2 (with thumbs pointing at his chest): This cat does.

We're Through Being Cool

My girlfriend Mary just sent me this test which assesses how cool you were in High School (what crowd you ran with, etc.) vs. how cool you are now.

Share it with your friends to see if they've changed.

But first, click here to see if you're still cool!

I'm cool . . .