Dear Epsilon, please take better care of my data for JP Morgan Chase, Citi, Ameriprise, Disney, Hilton HHonors, Marriott Rewards, Ethan Allen, and more.
And, in return for this error, please send me on an all expense paid trip to the Magic Kingdom while you stuff money in my bank account, pay off my credit card balance, invest for my kids' college education and redecorate my home. It's the least you can do. Why iota . . .
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