I baked a peach cobbler the other night.
Yes, you read that right!
I (subject)
baked (verb)
a peach cobbler (direct object)
When I brought it out, still piping hot and topped with vanilla ice cream, to the picnic table on the patio, Son #2 said to his friend Mikey, "This is the first time my mom has ever cooked."
I don't care if it was the easiest recipe on the planet. I baked a peach cobbler. Take that Rachel Ray.