According to a recently published study revealing the secrets* to looking younger, I'm hosed.
Bad news: Sun, smoking, alcohol and stress can add years to your face
Good news: Additional weight fills in and softens wrinkles
As a stressed out, cocktail imbibing, ex-smoker with a strong proclivity toward sunny beaches and/or hammocks, I'm not poised well. Once again, there goes my modeling career. However, as luck would have it, I can somewhat offset the effects of aging simply by continuing to overeat. Yay!
Bring on the cupcakes!
*Are any of these illuminating research findings really a surprise?
I've heard that nicotine patches on the eyes help alleviate those crows' feet, especially if you're lying in the sun at the beach.
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