Lenten Sacrifice

My brother recently sent me to the site This is why you're fat which boasts the tagline "where dreams become heart attacks."

Too bad it's a Friday in Lent. I could really go for a loaf of ground Spam cubes with a Velveeta cheese center topped with a layer of hot Velveeta. Or the McGangBang: a McChicken sandwich inside a double cheeseburger. Mmmmmmmmmm.

For now, I'll have to pass on the Porkgasm and the Meat Cake. Maybe we can save the latter for my birthday.



Festive, right?